I got this email the other day:
From: Big S
Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2008 12:58 PM
To: Various adoring family members
Subject: S's first email
Today, while I was on the computer and Little S showed a lot of interest in what I was doing. I could only assume that she wanted to send an email to all her family. So here, in it's unedited entirety, is what she wanted to type to all of you.
' m k cfFRDGTGGGGGGGGG N N N .ZM MGNM nngvv t wercdb t hyssvfceh hhhhhhhjkmn4 , nm, i,h78[om n mnbv nb tl.mk vf f4 vcfg chcbbbbbbbbbbbgwa6r cc78ed zxz6gncc zswfr, ` bgvclo;p.l m,.le,hvc freslo 56frjuhyn89jhiunhb vf`
Kids today. When I was her age, I didn't even know what a computer was. I don't know if this is code, but I'm pretty sure "freslo" is espanol for happy, as in "Yo es muy freslo" What an amazing child. Unfortunately, we had to cut her diatribe short because she ended up drooling on the keyboard.
Big S and of course, Little S